rabbittiddy:

wormofbook:

just-shower-thoughts:

Thar stingray that killed Steve Irwin is probably dead now and got a hug from Steve himself in animal heaven because Steve’s a good guy like that

Are you saying Steve Irwin is in animal heaven and not human heaven

That would be his own idea of heaven I think.

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6 years ago · 77,612 notes

lilmissvirgo:

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

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madelainepetch:

We can’t defend the North if only half the population is fighting.
You expect me to put a spear in my granddaughter’s hand?

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*a cockroach appears*

happy-knight:

me:

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6 years ago · 145,034 notes

Tumblr Code.

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

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simpleanddestructivechemistry:

calamity-cain:

tater–th0ts:

masterofbirds:

sandandglass:

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things.

He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

god bless you sir

Hawking is a treasure!

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6 years ago · 602,150 notes

onyourleftbooob:

please watch brooklyn nine nine

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